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Stittsworth Apparel
Smoke Meat Not Meth. United Steaks of America. Meat Queen. Funny meat shirts from a real Bemidji butcher shop — quality tees, sizes S–3X. Hats and more coming soon.
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Stittsworth Apparel is the official merch line of Stittsworth Meats® — a real four-generation butcher shop in Bemidji, Minnesota. These aren't print-on-demand internet shirts: every design is printed for us by J. America Sportswear on quality garment-dyed and ring-spun tees, with the Stittsworth Meats® script logo at the back neck.
Grab a Smoke Meat Not Meth tee for the smoker in your life, a Meat Queen shirt for whoever really runs the grill, or Brisket, Butts, Ribs & Freedom for the Fourth that never ends. Sizes S–3X while they last — every shirt ships from Bemidji or is ready for pickup at 722 Paul Bunyan Dr NW. Hats and more apparel are on the way.

Real wood smoke. Handcrafted in Bemidji.






