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United Steaks of America T-Shirt

Real wood smoke. Whole cuts. No shortcuts.

United Steaks of America t-shirt — vintage cement wash, Stittsworth Meats apparel

Stittsworth Meats®

United Steaks of America T-Shirt

$28.00
★ 4.9/5from 2,250+ orders shipped
0 CANCELLATIONS • MADE TO ORDER IN BEMIDJI, MN

One nation, under beef. The lower 48 mapped out as steak cuts on a red, white, and blue cow — patriotism has never looked this delicious.

Garment-dyed heavyweight ring-spun cotton tee in a vintage cement wash. Stittsworth Meats® script logo printed at the back neck. Printed for us by J. America Sportswear.

Part of the Stittsworth Apparel collection — funny meat shirts from a real Bemidji butcher shop.

Size

Ships frozen from Bemidji, MN this week

Order by Thursday for delivery before the weekend on most orders. Fresh batches packed to order.

Ship frozen nationwide

Packed cold from Bemidji, MN. Free shipping over $125.

Free pickup at our Bemidji counter

722 Paul Bunyan Dr NW, Bemidji, MN. Choose “Pick up” at checkout — no shipping fee.

Local delivery to the Bemidji area

$9.99 (free over $99) · $35 min · Tue · Thu · Sat. We bring it to your door, kept cold.

What customers say

“Best brats we’ve ever had. The Wild Rice & Cheddar is unreal.”— The Thompsons, Minneapolis
“Ordered the Steak Escape for a group. Everyone lost their minds. Will be back monthly.”— Mike R., Fargo
“Jerky is actually better than the stuff I make myself. No weird aftertaste.”— Sarah K., Duluth

Quantity

1

Ships from Bemidji, MN · Made to order

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THE SMOKE IN EVERY CUT
THE SMOKE IN EVERY CUT

Four generations. Real wood smoke.

The same hands.
The same smoke.
Every single time.